Mae Mae MeMe

Shameful meme copying - but I have to give Mim all the credit for this one!

Scattergories

Instructions: Use the 1st letter of your name to answer each of the following…They MUST be real places, names, things…nothing made up! Try to use different answers if the person in front of you had the same 1st initial. You can’t use your name for the boy/girl name question.

Your Name: Mae

Famous Artist/Band/Musician: .... Marley, Bob?

4 letter word: Muck

Vehicle: Motorcycle

TV Show: Mickey Mouse Clubhouse (sad, I know)

City: Memphis

Boy Name: Marcus

Girl Name: Marlie

Alcoholic drink: Margarita

Occupation: Milkman

Flower: Moon flower

Something you wear: Mittens

Celebrity: Martha Stewart

Something found in a kitchen: milk

Cartoon Character: Mickey Mouse

Something You Shout: Move it! - For sure!

Shameless CTRL + C...

My friend Laura had a great list on her website - thought I should see what I can claim to have read... All I can say is I'm definatly up to date on my Harry Potter :-)

1. The Da Vinci Code (Dan Brown)
2. Pride and Prejudice (Jane Austen)
3. To Kill A Mockingbird (Harper Lee)
4. Gone With The Wind (Margaret Mitchell)
5. The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King (Tolkien)
6. The Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring (Tolkien)
7. The Lord of the Rings: Two Towers (Tolkien)
8. Anne of Green Gables (L.M. Montgomery)
9. Outlander (Diana Gabaldon)
10. A Fine Balance (Rohinton Mistry)
11. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (Rowling)
12. Angels and Demons (Dan Brown)
13. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (Rowling)
14. A Prayer for Owen Meany (John Irving)
15. Memoirs of a Geisha (Arthur Golden)
16. Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone (Rowling)
17. Fall on Your Knees (Ann-Marie MacDonald)
18. The Stand (Stephen King)
19. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (Rowling)
20. Jane Eyre (Charlotte Bronte)
21. The Hobbit (Tolkien)
22. The Catcher in the Rye (J.D. Salinger)
23. Little Women (Louisa May Alcott)
24. The Lovely Bones (Alice Sebold)
25. Life of Pi (Yann Martel)
26. The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (Douglas Adams)
27. Wuthering Heights (Emily Bronte)
28. The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe (C. S. Lewis)
29. East of Eden (John Steinbeck)
30. Tuesdays with Morrie(Mitch Albom)
31. Dune (Frank Herbert)
32. The Notebook (Nicholas Sparks)
33. Atlas Shrugged (Ayn Rand)
34. 1984 (Orwell)
35. The Mists of Avalon (Marion Zimmer Bradley)
36. The Pillars of the Earth (Ken Follett)
37. The Power of One (Bryce Courtenay)
38. I Know This Much is True (Wally Lamb)
39. The Red Tent (Anita Diamant)
40. The Alchemist (Paulo Coelho)
41. The Clan of the Cave Bear (Jean M. Auel)
42. The Kite Runner (Khaled Hosseini)
43. Confessions of a Shopaholic (Sophie Kinsella)
44. The Five People You Meet In Heaven (Mitch Albom)
45. Bible
46. Anna Karenina (Tolstoy)
47. The Count of Monte Cristo (Alexandre Dumas)
48. Angela’s Ashes (Frank McCourt)
49. The Grapes of Wrath (John Steinbeck)
50. She’s Come Undone (Wally Lamb)
51. The Poisonwood Bible (Barbara Kingsolver)
52. A Tale of Two Cities (Dickens)
53. Ender’s Game (Orson Scott Card)
54. Great Expectations (Dickens)
55. The Great Gatsby (Fitzgerald)
56. The Stone Angel (Margaret Laurence)
57. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (Rowling)
58. The Thorn Birds (Colleen McCullough)
59. The Handmaid’s Tale (Margaret Atwood)
60. The Time Traveller’s Wife (Audrey Niffenegger)
61. Crime and Punishment (Fyodor Dostoyevsky)
62. The Fountainhead (Ayn Rand)
63. War and Peace (Tolstoy)
64. Interview With The Vampire (Anne Rice)
65. Fifth Business (Robertson Davis)
66. One Hundred Years Of Solitude (Gabriel Garcia Marquez)
67. The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants (Ann Brashares)
68. Catch-22 (Joseph Heller)
69. Les Miserables (Hugo)
70. The Little Prince (Antoine de Saint-Exupery)
71. Bridget Jones’ Diary (Fielding)
72. Love in the Time of Cholera (Marquez)
73. Shogun (James Clavell)
74. The English Patient (Michael Ondaatje)
75. The Secret Garden (Frances Hodgson Burnett)
76. The Summer Tree (Guy Gavriel Kay)
77. A Tree Grows in Brooklyn (Betty Smith)
78. The World According To Garp (John Irving)
79. The Diviners (Margaret Laurence)
80. Charlotte’s Web (E.B. White)
81. Not Wanted On The Voyage (Timothy Findley)
82. Of Mice And Men (Steinbeck)
83. Rebecca (Daphne DuMaurier)
84. Wizard’s First Rule (Terry Goodkind)
85. Emma (Jane Austen)
86. Watership Down (Richard Adams)
87. Brave New World (Aldous Huxley)
88. The Stone Diaries (Carol Shields)
89. Blindness (Jose Saramago)
90. Kane and Abel (Jeffrey Archer)
91. In The Skin Of A Lion (Ondaatje)
92. Lord of the Flies (Golding)
93. The Good Earth (Pearl S. Buck)
94. The Secret Life of Bees (Sue Monk Kidd)
95. The Bourne Identity (Robert Ludlum)
96. The Outsiders (S.E. Hinton)
97. White Oleander (Janet Fitch)
98. A Woman of Substance (Barbara Taylor Bradford)
99. The Celestine Prophecy (James Redfield)
100. Ulysses (James Joyce)

STOP GROWING - RIGHT THIS INSTANT, YOUNG MAN!

Bittersweet - that's my word of the day.
Griffin is so stinkin' cute right now - he chatters away in this babble only he can understand - and I occasionally figure out a word here and there, which he emphatically says "yah!" to. Today, we had a nice conversation over a late lunch that consisted of honey roasted Peanut Butter and grape jelly sandwiches on whole wheat bread (doesn't the whole wheat bread redeem me?) He was munching away, shaking his head yes and no, and calling "Bob-oh!" which is his version of "Cozmo".
I actually got a video of it, I'll have to post it later. Why can't they stay at this cute stage? I know it will be gone in a flash, and we'll be back to civil disobedience mode soon enough. But, if I could freeze this moment I would...

Hudson is a at a great stage too. All of a sudden he is writing up a storm - and I love all the inventive spelling. He has a few words he knows, and he also has a "word book" we made of all the words he wants to know how to spell - we write them in there for him to refer too. We get great letters on a daily basis, and his schoolwork comes home with translation. I love the fact he is trying to express himself independently. That feeling of motherly pride just wells up behind my eyes and in my throat - my baby is on his way to becoming a reader. I can't wait - I have so much I want to share with him.

We are also waiting for 2 teeth to come out - they are so wobbly, it's time for the sting and doorknob trick. I've even appealed to his greedy side and told him if they come out by Dad's birthday (this Sunday) I will give him 10 bucks for his Nintendo fund... you should have seen his eyes - a dollar is miraculous, but 10 sent him over the edge! I am hoping they come out soon - the adult teeth have already come through behind and are pushing the baby teeth all over the place. Any tips on getting the baby teeth out, I would definitely appreciate it!

I'll add photos later...

It was bound to happen....

I'm surprised that it wasn't sooner!!

CNN apologizes for mistaken headline

Tue Jan 2, 4:10 PM ET

NEW YORK - CNN apologized Tuesday for mistakenly promoting a story on the search for Osama bin Laden with the headline "Where's Obama?"

A spokesman for Illinois Sen. Barack Obama said the apology was accepted.

The blunder came Monday evening on Wolf Blitzer's news show "The Situation Room." Both Soledad O'Brien and Blitzer offered separate apologies during CNN's morning show Tuesday.

CNN called it a "bad typographical error" by its graphics department.

"We want to apologize for that bad typo," Blitzer said. "We also want to apologize personally to Sen. Barack Obama. I'm going to be making a call to him later this morning to offer my personal apology."

Tommy Vieto, Obama's press secretary, said he appreciated the bloggers and activists who brought the error to light so quickly and helped make sure it was corrected.

"Though I'd note that the `s' and `b' keys aren't all that close to each other, I assume it was just an unfortunate mistake, and don't think there was any truly malicious intent," Vieto said.

To Lower Your Stress, Get a Cat

Yes, this is the fortune I received while sitting in the 7th ring of Hell with my two children tearing up a Chinese restaurant like they were on a mission. All I could do was look at Daniel and laugh...

Another Day, Another Phone Call to Poison Control...

Griffin is certainly getting a reputation. In under 1 minute last night he got into the kitchen, opened the dishwasher, unscrewed the rinse agent dispenser and starting sucking on the insert! I saw Jet Dry Green Apple dribbled to and fro on the dishwasher lid and FREAKED out. We called our friends at the Mr. Yuk number (1-800-336-6997 for those in the Hudson Valley Area) and they assured us it was just detergent and that he should be fine, give him some water and keep him up for at least 30 minutes. Well, now you know.

How big is Griffin? SO BIG!!!!!!!

Man, that first birthday is coming right at me like a ..... I don't know what. One of the famous man-goring bulls of Pamplona? An Amtrak train ready to derail? Giant boulder rolling down large hill? Anway you slice it, it's coming and nothing is going to stop it. I can't belive my sweet babu is a whole year old! Things have gotten much better since my last recorded rant - he is sleeping for longer stretches in his crib, but I do tend to cave when he wakes up around 4:30 AM - I just don't have the alertness required to get him back to sleep at that hour.

He has 7 teeth (number 8 is right around the corner) and does all sorts of cute parlor tricks, like waving, clapping hands, shaking his head "no" when you nod "yes" and as of today, had added "so big!" to his repetoire.

Can I just press pause on this age for a little while? Pretty please??

The Crying Game - no, not THAT one!

I have a child who refuses to sleep.

I guess it's karma, payback or whatever they call it. I was a little insomniac, up to all hours of the night, but I sure as heck wasn't wailing like someone was sticking me with a pin.

I can honestly say I have been a pushover with Griffin, much more than with Hudson. I think this time it's all about the fact that they share a room and I don't want him to wake Hudson up. So I really don't let him cry too much, I run in there and rescue him and bring him into our bed - and now he expects it. I guess I made my own monster here - and I really don't have a terrible problem with it, most of the time. But when I want to be on the computer or just doing my own thing once I've finally got both kids in bed, I am just fed up to here with the crying!! As a matter of fact, he's screaming right now as I write this. I've been upstairs about 5 times in the last half hour and all he will do is writhe around in his crib and hold my hand/push it away/ hold it close / push it away - you get the picture. And is he tenacious - oh yes, that is a good word to describe my little Gemini with the lungs of steel. He can - and will - cry for what he wants. He WANTS to be in my bed, laying on the body pillow down the middle with my boob in his mouth. I am trying to convince him otherwise - anybody want to bet on what time I will cave?
12 AM?
1 AM?

ugh - I feel like such a freakin' pushover. I want to let him "cry it out" but it breaks my heart to hear him cry. On the other hand, I am with him 24-7 - I get about 30 minutes of "me" time a day it feels like, and now he's decided to cry hysterically through it because I am not holding him in my arms and wrapping my body around him - I feel like John Lennon in that famous Annie Lebovitz photo. I've developed carpal tunnel from holding/nursing/feeding him and wake up with numb hands every morning. I can't wear my braces when he's in bed with me, as I fear I'll clock him good in my sleep. So, I spoon with him and wake up stiff and with club-like hands that I whack against the bed to get a bit of feelig back again.

It's amazing how the words flow when you are sleep deprived...

What a difference 18 months can make...

Fast forward to February 2006.

Add one more child to the mix (Griffin, born June 2005) and make me a now stay at home mom.
It's a different life, for sure, but a great one. I love being home with my kids - I think I knew I needed a break from corporate America, and it sure was true. Don't get me wrong, it's not all bon bons and champagne - the house looks like a cyclone has blown through, the laundry and dishes are my constant companions, but I wouldn't trade this right now. Hudson is at a great age (5 years) and Griffin is now 8 months. I am enjoying both of them for exactly who they are at the moment - and trying to occasionally enjoy being *me* (Fridays only from 8:30 - 9:00 PM).

Bottom line - the pay stinks, but the benefits are amazing!!

Groped by Col. Sanders

What a way to start out a week, eh?


The Republicans have landed and yet we go into NYC- are we crazy!
But Holly had some free tickets to an off-Broadway show her friend is in (Menapause, the Musical - it was a hoot!) and you can't beat that!

At the show, we are markedly the youngest in the audience (everyone else appears to relate to the subject matter very well). But hey, it's a good show - I never knew you could write so many song parodies about menopause, but they pulled it off! I jokingly recommended "Pregnancy - the Musical" as a follow-up; having experienced *that* first hand, it sounds a lot like the big change, but at least there is an end in site!

After the show, we head two blocks over (89th ?) and stop in some bar to have a drink.
Mind you, we are 3 moms from Westchester out on a Tuesday night - one drink is probably it for us! I sit down, order my yummy Mojito and lo and behold - Schwarzenegger is on the telly. Great - just give me alcohol and fodder for ranting and raving....
On my right is an older gent in a white suit - a Col. Sanders, sans the facial hair (heck, the only similarities are the white suit and age - don't know why I named him C.S. in retrospect) agreeing with all my ranting and raving about the Bush twins and their dumb, scripted remarks, trying to pat my back as often as he can. Recognizing a potential Johnny FeelGood, I ease out of conversation distance and go back to my friends, who imform me that he spent the rest of the evening staring, trying to make eye contact. Lucky me, I get all the crazy ones!

As we get up to pile in the minivan for the ride home, I wave goodbye - but too late! He's already over and HUGGING me like a long-lost uncle! Hmm, his hands appear to wander around to the front of my chest - good lord!!!!! I shove him away, smile and run! So much for a quiet Tuesday night - of course my friends caught it all and now we can have a good laugh thinking of that KFC patriarch!

Lesson Learned: Just because they *LOOK* old and sweet, doesn't mean they are!